Gotta Get One – Paintball Turret

The last edition of “Gotta Get One” was in November 2007. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ve gotten lots of things since then. The point of GGO is that when you have a seemingly unending source of cash, lottery-money if you will, this is a good place to start when you’re saying to yourself, “What do you get for someone that has everything?”

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The answer… Paintball Turret! That’s right, this thing puts out paintballs at an astounding 34 balls per second. Per second! It can be remote-controlled and there’s a camera on it for remote viewing as well. Assuming the statute of limitations has been reached, I could say there was a time when mounting one of these to the roof of your SinBin would’ve meant utter destruction for all that lay in your path. Alas, that was a time when only Bosley on ‘Charlie’s Angels’ had a cel phone. Times have changed and you can be sure that the next iteration of the UAV will have one of these firmly mounted on top.

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